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She sits there and waits. What’s happening? Nothing. Life is dull and useless. Just the wind and the sand blowing over and around same old dreary life here. What’s the point? Don’t tell her she should vote, there’s no point. What could possibly happen? It’s not as if some pink-striped creature is gonna fall on...
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“One day all of this will be fields” says the managing director, dressing down in orange sweater as a way to connect with the odious cretins that work for him. “Fields… everywhere.. ” he repeats, over and over again until his voice wears thin and silent. Simon stands by, at ease like his best...
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“So, Mr Custard Head” says the doctor, the doctor of brains to the man with his hair shaped like a custard trifle. “We understand that your psyche has escaped”. Doctor waits for a second with his smug grin and hands in white coat pockets and a wealth of knowledge and fascist learning stuffed inside...
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Windy days come in the foothills, on the edge of the farm, way down the track and by where the grass tussocks spring tall from the damp earth. Wendy stands there and lets her hair blow like she doesn’t even think at all.  She pulls her striped jumper up to her mouth, her favourite...
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The wild pig is very pleased with himself. Centuries of human dictatorship have failed to enslave him and he still wanders free like a happy little pig, just like when he was young and pigletty. If he wants to stop and sniff a flower, there’s no-one to tell him not to. He can even do...
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After taking a left at the ice-cream van, Ellie and Jack found themselves lost in a desert. “I told you so”, said Jack. “The banana flavour was a big mistake”. And Ellie was too bored to respond, too overwhelmed by the endless, pointless expanse of dryness that had surrounded their sarcastic existence. All she had...
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So city kids went out for a walk in the country. They never seen it never, but now they’ve got new cagoules and everything. It’s full of birds and foxes and stuff in the country, so they decided to give it a try. They pulled on their trendy rain gear and tried to make...
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Somewhere on the moon, our little chap is having a little stroll. He means no harm, he’s nice and friendly and happy to see you. He wants new friends on his lonely alien voyage across the universe. They sent him on a mission to find new friends on other planets so they can have...
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Have you seen a bit of rarebit? Did one come by today? He stood here all morning and waited for a bit since all the TV sets were broken and the toaster was jammed up with stuck bread and smells of burning. Yes he stood there and a rain shower blew down from blue...
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You go out for a stroll and you’re minding your own business but you get distracted for a second. You want to keep your mind on the path ahead and keep on strolling, keep on bouncing along but then there’s a small piece of grass that grabs your attention. One small multi-coloured blade of...
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