Scouting About

March 17, 2010
Scouting About

“I’ve seen this before!” says the angry troop member,  “We’re going round in circles, past this spot where welsh rarebit was only he’s gone now”. The patrol leader doesn’t care for this kind of negative, disobedient talk. “Shut your trap you little traitor!” he says but then suddenly he realises he’s gone too far. Maybe the snivelling little cub scout is right after all. Yes, they’re hopelessly lost and even Welsh Rarebit isn’t here any more to set them straight and guide them on their way.

Yes, the only thing is to stand and salute. The one thing you can count upon in times of trouble is obedience and Knowing Your Place. If only people would stand and salute more often, there wouldn’t be room for all this confusion and disorder. There wouldn’t be time to snivel and cry and question your superiors for you’d be standing smart and sharp, looking good and not descending into the...
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Wild Pig Times

January 21, 2010
Wild Pig Times

The wild pig is very pleased with himself. Centuries of human dictatorship have failed to enslave him and he still wanders free like a happy little pig, just like when he was young and pigletty. If he wants to stop and sniff a flower, there’s...
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Just a Desert

January 20, 2010
Just a Desert

After taking a left at the ice-cream van, Ellie and Jack found themselves lost in a desert. “I told you so”, said Jack. “The banana flavour was a big mistake”. And Ellie was too bored to respond, too overwhelmed by the endless, pointless expanse...
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Fun Int Country

November 22, 2009
Fun Int Country

So city kids went out for a walk in the country. They never seen it never, but now they’ve got new cagoules and everything. It’s full of birds and...
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Somewhere on the Moon

November 22, 2009
Somewhere on the Moon

Somewhere on the moon, our little chap is having a little stroll. He means no harm, he’s nice and friendly and happy to see you. He wants new friends...
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Waiting for welsh rarebit

November 17, 2009
Waiting for welsh rarebit

Have you seen a bit of rarebit? Did one come by today? He stood here all morning and waited for a bit since all the TV sets were broken...
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