New stamps are in from that place where they make stamps. Not the post office, no. They don’t make stamps at the post office anyway, they deliver letters and parcels and stuff, but that’s not the point. These aren’t even stamps from the proper place where they make official stamps that you put on official ...
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Chip and Paul look a lot like a piece of wood and a baked potato and they laugh about it long and hard when they’re toting totes and jamming jazz at three in the morning. “Man, Potato, You look so baked!” says Chip and bebops his piece of pipe over to Paul. “Hey man,” says ...
Down deep, deep down in the depths the official fish swims down to escape his official responsibilities that plague him and follow him everywhere. Every time he tries to gulp or breathe a bubble there’s someone there to remind him of his duties, showing him back to his tasks and keeping him out of trouble. ...
You don’t often see things like this. Sometimes you’re scouting around for weeks, tying knots and making fires in the woods and you’re never see a nice sight like this. And, even if you did, she wouldn’t be standing here next to you on the pavement so that you could almost reach out and touch ...
Are they detectives? Have they come to investigate you? It’s hard to say. One has tweed trousers and a fancy hat but the other looks like a simpleton and he came here in his socks. You look at them and you think “The one on the left is an idiot and I’ll be safe with ...